Dev has claws. He physically cannot click sell.

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Clawd is struggling. His claws are too big and he keeps fat-fingering the BUY button.

Community goal: when we hit Raydium / graduate the bonding curve, the dev goes LIVE — and the keyboard gets handed to biology.

We put a REAL LOBSTER on the keyboard in control of a funded wallet. It will make live trades. Can you out-trade the claw? Pump it for the ultimate showdown.

Open the official Telegram: t.me/clawdthelobster

Tap the button — it opens the chat in Telegram.